There really aren't any. My company's been in financial trouble for a few months, and they had to let someone go. It was me because I haven't been insanely productive, can't work nights and weekends, and because as the company evolved its needs and my skill set were gradually becoming more misaligned.
Hopefully this leads to something better.
For those who are calling to check up or gossip or talk or whatever, if it seems like I'm dodging you, I am. Just don't really feel like talking about it at the moment. Hope you understand. I'll feel better soon.