I got the pulsatin' rhythmical remedy (busychild424) wrote,
I got the pulsatin' rhythmical remedy

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pull over, he's got a badge and a gun.

The other day I saw a Mustang GT-R. That's pretty cool, I didn't know they made those. I didn't know the Ford Mustang had a GT-R trim package, but there the badge was, plain as day. I bet it's FAST. It sure LOOKS fast with that GT-R badge.

Come to think of it, I saw a Chevy Cavalier Type R recently as well. I thought only select Hondas and Acuras were available with a Type-R package, and I thought those were only available in Japan. So Honda/Acura (a Japanese company) is in cooperation with Chevrolet (an American General Motors company) in producing a new Type R Cavalier. I bet it's faster than the Z34. Type R means fast, doesn't it?

I guess that a lot of the specialty performance groups of the auto manufacturers must be cooperating across companies. In fact, at the place where I got my transmission fixed, I saw a Mercury Marquis SVT. Pretty cool. Fast, too, I bet. A fast SVT Mercury Marquis.

{back to reality}

WTF?!?!?!?! God dammit. These fucking arrogant little bastards. Do they not think I know you can get a GT-R badge at freaking Autozone? What, did this guy say "I think I'll put a fake GT-R badge on my car, that way people will think it's faster than it really is. Then I won't be able to back it up when someone with a real car wants to race, that will be cool." Did he say "Hell, I don't even know what the hell GT-R means, so there's no way anyone else will. In fact, it's probably made up! No such thing! GT-R stands for Gimp Tryin ta Reprazent! Good, then I'll put the GT-R badge on my 1990 Mercury Tempo, and it will make my quarter mile time improve by a solid eight tenths of a second. To 19.9 seconds. That's pretty fast." Then his "homie" said "let me put the Type-R badge that I bought at Pep Boys on my Plymouth Reliant. That will look cool. People will ask me about my car and I can tell them I keep the turbo boost gauge in the glove compartment." I actually had a guy tell me and my friend that once. He was driving a beat-up ass CRX and he claimed he had a turbocharger on it. When we asked him where he kept the blow-off valve set at, he said in the glove box. Ass. "Hey, look, someone stole an SVT badge and now I have access to it. I'm going to put it on my 4-door Honda Accord. Good times."

What, these guys can't afford body kits and wings to make their car look faster, so they go for the fake badging? "Gee, I'm blinded by the Fast and the Furious, I MUST be that guy, fuck, I'm broke. How can I make my car go faster? Wait, that's not important. How can I make it LOOK fast??"

Nothing like a little false advertising to get your bucket beat by a 13 year old factory Oldsmobile Delta 88.
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