amusedMiah: Why does this one go in first? That's not fair. And why does it go in that hole? That's not how it looks on the picture.
Me: What are you building?
Miah: A gorilla. This gear ratio doesn't look right.
Me: Miah, why does your gorilla need a gear ratio?
Miah: I bet Santa's Elves get paid a lot. This is ass.
Me: ...
Miah: Buy him books, buy him books, and all he does it eat 'em.
