The night before last I farted so loud I woke myself up.

Then yesterday morning I woke up with "Super Trooper" by Abba in my head.

I have no freaking idea.

Oh, we got another buttload of pictures developed. I'll be posting shortly. In the meantime, here's our new car which Tandra has named Harriet.

There's a guy here who seriously is defending himself by saying that his pink shirt is "salmon".

I said, "You sound like Ross." He said, "Who?"