March 27th, 2003

zenhex put me up on this...

So this National Guardsman in Ohio really changed his name to Optimus Prime. He got a letter from a general at the Pentagon saying "it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard". I can't decide if that's awesome or scary.

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Battling Monkeys Rock

Why does my guy suck??? no fair.

busychild424
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Lemon-Eating Killer Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 5.9



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I just keep sucking more and more...

Poison
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Custard-Eating Surrender Monkey


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Hmm...

InsaneGangstaMonkey
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Broccoli-Eating Ninja Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 8.1



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I'm having fun putting in things like "Samuel L Jackson vs John Travolta" and "Dr. Dre vs Snoop Dogg" and "Eminem vs ICP" and "Britney vs Christina" and "Ice-T vs Ice Cube". It's like interactive Celebrity Deathmatch!

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