November 16th, 2003

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Hey KC - it's okay. No need to go undefeated the entire season. In fact, no need to actually win this game. Winning's overrated, right? And hell, if you're going to lose, you might as well do it to a team that is under .500 coming into the game. You might as well do it against a team that's been running their mouths about beating you. I mean, just let them do it, right?

In fact, what the hell, why don't you guys try to see just how few first downs you can get? Let's try to keep it under ten for the entire game. Let's not penetrate the offensive line or put any pressure on the quarterback. Let's not even come close. Oh, and kickoff and punt return team - make sure you don't give Dante a fighting chance in hell to do anything.

Yes, I realize there are eight minutes left and I realize they came back against the Packers. But I don't feel it today. Today the Chiefs are playing for absolute shit. This is why they will not win the Super Bowl and this is why they have the potential to pull a Chiefs Trademark Post-Season Insta-Fold. They may just collapse as soon as they hit the post-season, and this is why. If the freaking Bengals can shut the Chiefs down like this, so can anyone else, and now they know it.
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Hey Kansas City - I got some ideas for you. I know these are novel, I know these are pretty extreme ideas for a football team to practice, but it looks like you guys are in need of some help.

First - to the entire team - you should try making a one-on-one open field tackle sometime. I hear they help.

Second - to the O line - there's a new trend among football offenses. It's where you make an area for the Quarterback to hang out in for a few seconds while he looks for an open receiver. It's called a "pocket". You should really try that out. Give Trent some fucking space.

Third - to Dick Vermeil, Al Saunders, and Trent Green - stop throwing to Dante Hall. He's a hell of a kick returner but he can't catch and he's not a weapon against a line-of-scrimmage-based defense.

Fourth - to the defense - how about some pass coverage?

Fifth - to the whole team again - You're letting Chad Johnson get away with running his fucking mouth. You suck.

Hey Bengal Fan - don't get all fired up about this. Don't forget, you're still the freaking Cincinatti Bengals.

Kansas City deserves to lose today. They played like shit.
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