February 6th, 2004

(no subject)

Why I could name my car Christina:
  • She tries to pass herself off as an import but everyone knows she's white

  • They're both small but make a lot of noise (which sounds nothing like music)

  • In her heart, all she wants to do is run around topless and get lots of attention
Why I won't:
  • Because that'd be naming my car after a no-talent pop-music-singing slut who, in the words of Stevie Nicks, "should wear more clothes and try writing decent songs."
  • Current Music
    Ferry Corsten - Punk