May 3rd, 2004

ASCII porn is teh r0x0rz

You guys think you get funny spam? I got you all in check right here, check this out:

What I really want to know is how the pictures Tandra and I took yesterday found their way to the Internet so quickly. I haven't even gotten them developed yet.

In any case, I'm glad that my good friend Tyree is interested in the size of my "dicky", because apparently something about it needs to be cured. This is new information for me and I thank Tyree for bringing this acute situation to my attention.

The dotted line separating my cubed nuts is of particular concern.
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