May 6th, 2004

(no subject)

I don't know what the heck it is today and yesterday but I've seen more people driving with two feet than I've remembered to count. Four, I think, since getting off work yesterday.


When you drive with one foot on the gas and one on the brake, your brake lights stay on ALL THE TIME and NO ONE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY BRAKING. Or, worse, your brake lights flicker on and off like they're having an epileptic siezure, which is annoying as all fcuk.

USE ONE FOOT FOR THE BRAKE AND THE GAS!! If you have a clutch, use the other foot for that and NOTHING ELSE!

Thank you. This Public Service Announcement has bee a service of The Non-Profit Organization For Teaching Morons How To Drive Which Does Not Exist But Which I Should Found.