People who talk to themselves are creepy.
Blind people who talk to themselves while they appear to be looking directly at you but actually don't even know you're there are really creepy.
1. Where were you went you heard that Ronald Reagan died? In the car on the way home from my parents house. I probably won't remember that in a year.
2. Where were you on September 11, 2001? In my living room. I watched the second plane hit. That sucked.
3. Where were you when you heard that Princess Diana died? I don't remember. I didn't care much, still don't.
4. Do you remember where you were when you heard Kurt Cobain had died? Yeah, a friend of mine and I were working on his car in his driveway and the car radio was on.
5. Take one for The Gipper: What's your favorite flavor of jelly bean? I find it's not so much the flavor as it is the brand. There's one brand in particular (I don't know which one, sadly) that's REALLY GOOD.
But I HATE black-licorice-flavored-anything.