So is having someone who knows wtf they're doing double-check my taxes. I filed myself using fucking TurboTax and figured out that I owed the IRS $54 and the state $276. Since those two were so out of whack, I went to H&R Block. The nice old man there was able to communicate to me that I should be getting a $40 refund from state and somewhere in the neighborhood of $900 back from the IRS without coming out and saying "you frigging idiot".
Like Tandra says, "That's why I always go to a professional to do my taxes. Because they know how to scam the government."