So this kid in Colorado gets busted for Smokin in the Boys Room and when he gets sent to the principal's office, he completely explodes and goes nucking futs and cusses the guy up one side and down the other. Well, they file some kind of charges, disorderly conduct or something which was later amended to interfering with a school official or something like that.
Well, evidently, that wasn't good enough for the kid's overly ambitious Public Defender, who decided that the kid was the victim of a speech crime and proceeded to draft a full history of the word FUCK in an attempt to get this kid off the hook.
The document is called MOTION TO DISMISS: THE CONSTITUTIONALITY OF FUCK, "FUCKER", AND "FUCKING FAG" which I think is damn funny.
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