That thing about Nader getting cream pied reminds me of some shit I did when I was too young to drink. Some friends and I were bored and had about ten bucks between us so we bought some film, batteries, styrofoam plates and whipped cream. We drove around Old Town one Saturday night and one guy who was riding shotgun would jump out and cream pie someone in the face, just some random person who was out walking around, and I would be driving, sitting on the driver side door with the window open. As soon as they turned around I'd snap a picture, dude would dive in the car and we'd tear off. It was great. We got in a couple scuffles, but it was hilarious. Good times.