I just got a call from the people who I ordered checks from. You know, the ones with bugs and roaches and stuff. The people who do their printing for them closed their doors overnight and it's going to be late September or early October before they can get the order out to me. They offered to send my money back and everything, so that's cool, I have no problem with the check people themselves - just their printers.
I only have six checks left. That's not enough to last me six weeks.
GOD DAMMIT. FUCK. I'm going to quit my life and become a traveling bum, I swear to god I am.