I can't run any water down either of my kitchen sinks because a pipe went to shizzle on me and I have to replace it. Good thing I'm smart enough to figure out that I need a pipe I might spend ten bucks on instead of paying some plumber $60 to come out and do it.
Good:
I've just made a fabulous bowl of fresh fruit consisting of quartered strawberries, cherries, and grapes.
Stupid:
I turned the computer back on just to make this post, and now I'm turning it off again.