So my friend is sort of seeing this girl, but not really. I guess you could call her his pseudo-girlfriend. She might not agree, but that's not the point. The point is, the two of them were supposed to set me up with one of her friends to go to the George Clinton concert with Saturday night. Well that fell through and now I have an extra ticket to the concert and rougly 30 hours to fill that slot or see my extra 13 bucks go in the crapper. Everyone I ask has a boyfriend or something. Isn't getting funked up all by yourself a sign that you need help? Isn't that one of the symptoms on the commercial? Maybe I need a 12-step program.