She's all loopy on percocet from having her wisdom teeth out the other day. I took her to lunch today and she was talking about the waitress. She said "That girl is too perky. She must have been in the back reading the Bible."
Shit cracked me up. Then later we were trying to find her to get Tandra a box and I said "There she is, I bet she was in the back reading the Bible again." Tandra said "I bet she's got a big ol' smile, huh? She got a blow job from Jesus."
HAHAHA!