I love how ADP is a bunch of lazy fscks. Like, they just couldn't manage to get me my paycheck on the 5th since there were holidays before that, like New Years Day, so I didn't get paid till the 7th. Automatic mortgage payment bounced. Nice.
Now, since the fscking MLK holiday happened, they can't seem to get me my paycheck today like they are supposed to. EVEN THOUGH TODAY ISN'T THE FSCKING HOLIDAY GOD DAMMIT!!! So, marvelous thing that life is, my automatic payment into my life insurance account will bounce today.