trbobrick - He's like a little MacGyver. And, did I mention rock-paper-scissors over being the driver? Ah, screw it - we could all just pimp our own rides around in a caravan, like in The Italian Job or Fast and the Furious. Precision driving in tight formation is always impressive.
scarletfirefly - I touched on this in my last post. She'd be good at the role of the totally hot girl in the high-heeled boots who will kick your ass and who will play games with your head and who always seems to come out on top of the situation. (Wait, that's her in real life.) See, there's a reason why Lori Petty in Tank Girl reminds me of Tandra. (Besides the fact that Tandra has Tank Girl (the comic book version) tattooed on her forearm.) Tandra would be the crazy one, the one who would make the boys feel stupid because she'd do the things that everyone else was scared to do. She'd be the brazen, bold, flamboyant one. The one to infiltrate and get information and sexy-talk her way into places and find out stuff. She'd also be the one who, at the end of the movie, would step up and solve the problem that seemed like it was going to doom the entire mission. Yeah, she rocks.
archschnitz - Cold-blooded hit man. No contest. Remember in Pulp Fiction when Marsellus Wallace said "Ima call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin niggas to go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch."? Yeah, he was talking about calling archschnitz.
karbonkid - I haven't figured out what your job is yet, but you gotta be part of the crew.
nolimitsoldier - Military weapons and tactics. I have a feeling that if you seriously want to blow something up real big, this guy knows how to do it.
poetryslam - I always think of the direct, violent ways to accomplish goals. Eirik's methods (ala kitty hell) are generally less illegal, equally or more entertaining, and equally or more effective. Because you can't blow sh*t up and kill people every time. Plus, the more bald guys you have, the more intimidating you look.
pastorofmuppets - Much like poetryslam, the Pastor would come up with all kinds of perspectives on things that I wouldn't think of on my own - let's call it a creative approach to problem solving (albeit probably a bit more direct than Eirik). Plus he adds to the baldness quotient. Don't worry Todd, you can ride with me. *snicker*
piper11521 - Big, bald, scary satanic looking dude. Doesn't matter that he's really mostly harmless - it's all about the look, you know? Plus, Jeremi has always wanted to run with my crew. You know you have, don't deny yourself.
I wish I would have thought to include Jean Reno from The Professional in my celebrity posse. That mofo is not to be fscked with.