TO THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE WICHITA SNOW REMOVAL AND ROAD CLEARING TEAM:
This morning as I was attempting to merge onto southbound I-135 from Lincoln, one of your big-ass lumbering snowplow dump trucks apparently thought it would be amusing to refuse to move out of the rightmost lane and allow me to merge. Not only this, but he apparently thought it would be further amusing to be throwing up huge white clouds of snow off to the right, completely obscuring my view of the road in my little bitty car. As a result, I plowed directly into the mound of previously plowed snow which lined the side of the highway and got stuck. That F*cking bastard! I demand that he or she be fired immediately.
It took me ten minutes of rocking back and forth and spinning the tires to finally get loose. I had almost given up and thought I was going to have to call a tow truck.