Fine, if it's like that:
Chris Farley or Chris Kattan?
Bruce Willis or Bruce Lee?
Alicia Keys or Alicia Silverstone?
Christopher Walken or Christopher Robin?
I was going to post one a day because I thought this was a brilliant idea, but no, you suck, so I'm going to shoot my whole load right now.
Kind of like I did a couple minutes ago :-) >:-P