- She tries to pass herself off as an import but everyone knows she's white
- They're both small but make a lot of noise (which sounds nothing like music)
- In her heart, all she wants to do is run around topless and get lots of attention
- Because that'd be naming my car after a no-talent pop-music-singing slut who, in the words of Stevie Nicks, "should wear more clothes and try writing decent songs."