Let's see... other amusing things that happened at the bar last night:
Tandra's ex-husband and I talked cars for an extended amount of time
Tandra smacked the butt of some 35-40 year old complete stranger as he was bent over to play pool. He turned around and looked at her in surprise and she gave him this innocent, big-eyed look and shrugged.
Tandra pointed across our group at her ex-husband with a disgusted look on her face and her nose all wrinkled up and said "AGH! I used to have sex with you!"
The following conversation ensued: Me: "I have good news and I have bad news." Tandra: "What's the bad news?" Me: "The bad news is that I don't think you should have any more to drink tonight." Tandra: "I don't think so either, I feel sick. I think I'm gonna puke. What's the good news? I need some good news." Me: "The good news is that I think you're hot and I want to take you home." Tandra: *blank expression* Tandra: *big eyes* Tandra: "I have to go throw up now." *walks away*