I also really hate bouncing three checks the night before payday.
Fortunately I have the means to acquire some small amount of cash to at least scrape by (not enough to pay the bills) later this week. Yay, brokeness!
I suppose I really ought to look at the bright side though. I was able to secure an item today which shall remain a secret for the next month, an item I wasn't certain I'd be able to procure. This item will be used to brown much nose with the S.O.... er, I mean, it's a birthday present. So, good times there.
Yeah, I bought that instead of paying bills! Order of importance. Gotta have your priorities straight.