Take one drink if:
Kerry makes a reference to the UN
Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response
Bush says the word "safer." If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.
Bush mentions Vietnam
Bush says "war on terra"
Either candidate mentions an ordinary American by name
Either candidate mentions Bill Clinton
Either candidate mentions Enron
Either candidate mentions Halliburton
Either candidate interrupts the other candidate
Either candidate gives out his or her campaign Web site URL
Either candidate looks into the wrong camera
Either candidate refuses to answer a hypothetical question
Either candidate says he or she is "surprised" by something a rival says
Anyone says "Axis of Evil"
Take two drinks if:
Bush says "nukular"
Bush utters any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable"
Bush says "cut and run"
Bush mentions Crawford, TX
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Bush says "Osama bin Laden"
Kerry says "W stands for wrong"
Kerry brings up Bush's "Mission Accomplished" moment
Either candidate says a rival is "wrong"
Either candidate mentions blogs
You see anyone wearing the yellow "LiveSTRONG" bracelet
The camera catches an audience member in mid-yawn
Finish Your Glass (liquor) or Bottle (beer) If:
Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"
Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative"
Bush admits he made a mistake ("miscalculation" counts)
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
You laugh out loud at a candidate's joke
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone says "Osama bin Hidin'"
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos
Finish the Bottle (liquor) or 6-pack (beer) If:
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime
The candidates get into a fistfight
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove