I'm really clumsy when I first wake up. Like, I can't keep my balance, and then after I can, I still bump into sh!t and knock stuff over and stuff. Is everybody like that?
I hate mornings. I hate Mondays. I hate Monday mornings. I hate having to dress up for work. It's retarded and pointless.
So, while I'm feeling all 'fck the system', tell me your perfect crime. Come on, everybody's had that one great idea at one point in their life for the perfect crime. Tell me yours.