I got the pulsatin' rhythmical remedy (busychild424) wrote,
I got the pulsatin' rhythmical remedy
busychild424

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Some things I've learned from video games:
  • One lone "Good Guy" can defeat an infinite number of "Bad Guys"
  • Shoot everything, if it blows up or dies it was bad
  • Don't worry if you vehicle explodes, a new one will appear in its place
  • Make sure you eat all the food you find on the ground
  • Piloting vehicles is easy and requires no training
  • Pushing other vehicles off the road is not punishable by law
  • Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public
  • All advisaries can be overcome with enough quarters
  • If it dies...it disappears
  • If it moves, Destroy it!
  • Shooting your friends has no effect at all
  • If you get mad enough, you can fight even better
  • There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force
  • You never run out of ammo...just grenades
  • A new pair of boots will make you run faster and jump higher
  • A thousand-to-one odds is Not a problem
  • Eating mushrooms can make you taller
  • Food can heal any type of wound, no matter how bad.
  • If you die you can just start over
  • Jumping off a 5+ story building on your skate board will get you a high score.
  • Monkeys love to throw barrels
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