I got the pulsatin' rhythmical remedy (busychild424) wrote,
I got the pulsatin' rhythmical remedy
busychild424

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this guy cracks me the hell up

busychild424 (12:50:14 PM): okay, so, describe for me your perfect computer
nick_charles (1:00:21 PM): Get one of these (the dual-proc model): http://www.apple.com/powermac/ -- Trash OSX and run this up: http://www.debian.org/ -- Get a PCI FibreChannel controller (these are NOT Mac compatible - but they will work on the Mac hardware under Linux), and an external fibre array of 10 160GB drives, Raid 5 with a hot spare. And a pair of StudioVision 30" displays http://www.apple.com/displays/ -- And a USABLE MOUSE (Apple's mice can blow me).
nick_charles (1:00:57 PM): There you have it - a REAL microprocessor running a REAL operating system with a REAL display and a fcuking usable mouse.
nick_charles (1:01:15 PM): (Sorry. I just got a bit heated about the mouse issue.)
nick_charles (1:01:48 PM): THOSE MICE BLOW. EVER SINCE SOME JACKASS DECIDED THAT "ROUND MICE ARE COOL", IT'S BEEN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL.
nick_charles (1:02:04 PM): "LET'S MAKE A MOUSE THAT'S ROUND"
nick_charles (1:02:10 PM): THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BUTTONS AT ALL
nick_charles (1:02:25 PM): YOU PUSH THE WHOLE BODY DOWN TO CLICK
nick_charles (1:02:34 PM): SURE THEY LOOK STYLISH
nick_charles (1:02:38 PM): MAKES FOR A SEXY MOUSE
nick_charles (1:02:49 PM): IF I HAD A COMPUTER MOUSE FETISH, I'D BE ALL ABOUT IT
nick_charles (1:02:53 PM): I DON'T
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