I've just been informed that my appeal comes from DORKY CHARM!
Watch out world. Tie up your daughters. I might FIX YOUR COMPUTER and THEN what will you do!! I'm irresistible playing Grand Theft Auto in my pajama pants!! You can't resist me when I'm eating toast! And yesterday I thought it was FEBRUARY! The dorky charm is OOZING out of my pores and you want to lick it off!
When I was growing up we had a TIMEX SINCLAIR!
I'm off the market ladies, no sense in fooling yourselves. Try to move on.