After hearing everything everyone has had to say about the Oscars and all the associated pre- and post- show "analysis", I feel quite justified in my belief that without exception, Award Shows Are Stupid. So glad I spent my time doing whatever else it was that I was doing, because undoubtedly it was a more worthwhile use of time than watching a bunch of 40%-plastic people try to make their jobs seem way more important than they actually are. Or worse, participating in the droves of idiots who buy into all that.