What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
Anything less than intelligence
What sound or noise do you love?
Tandra singing. Also the sound of a car being pushed to its limits.
What sound or noise do you hate?
People eating loudly, especially crunching something.
What's your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Being a mechanic.
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Other than something that conflicts with my personal beliefs like being a preacher or politician (is there a difference lately?) I suppose it would be being an accountant or something equally dry. That kind of thing would drive me insane.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?