I replied (to all) with:
Yes, I'm writing in Fortran RIGHT NOW.
That scientist is totally punk, check out that bitchin' mohawk.
Hey - my laptop doesn't have a big-ass steering wheel. No fair. What's that for anyway, to dock with Skylab?
Who Photoshopped the typewriter in?
"Scientists add that the machine they totally just made up is expected to be powered by coal-burning technology which will be leading-edge in 2004."
"Engineers boast that under the neo-conservative totalitarian government expected to be in place by 2004, they will be able to gas up to twenty rooms of enemy combatants simultaneously with the new gas-o-matic 9000."