Anyone got a working NES they want to give me?
If they came out with all the SMB games for the GameCube or Wii, I'd buy the console just to have the games.
UPDATE
kyouteki has hipped me to the Wii's "Virtual Console" where old school games will be playable, costing $5-$10 each, and the SMB series are pretty much guaranteed to be available. SWEET! 