Team Slayer on Valhalla

me: "I'm right in the middle, between the two rocks, I got three of em coming at me"
random online player on my team: "oh shit I'm right above you let's get em"
me: dies
him: dies
him: "...aaand now we're floating facedown down the stream together."
me: "that's teamwork."
him: "truly said, truly said."